Men are creative folks. Since time in memorial, we’ve used whatever nature has provided us to survive and thrive in this crazy world. Take for example, the case of George Vera:
A morbidly obese inmate at a Texan prison was discovered to be concealing a 9mm handgun in his rolls of flab. 36 stone [504 lb] criminal George Vera was arrested this week for selling illegal bootlegged CDs and taken to a correctional facility. Despite being searched by police officers three times, he still managed to smuggle the unloaded weapon into the facility by hiding it under his flabby tits. Police spokesman Victor Senties told The Houston Chronicle that Vera was searched when he was initially arrested, again more thoroughly when he arrived at the city jail and one more time when he was transferred to the county lock up. On all three occasions the searching officers failed to notice the firearm lodged in Vera’s folds of skin.